theguilteaparty:

reindeerplaydate:

forfuturereferenceonly:

kowka:

haraii:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

me: mom... dad... im g-
parents: gay?
me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

cobie-smulders:

Favourite Movies: Matilda (1996)

"Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique and special, for better or for worse."

pale-luxe:

mine xx

"What’s the meaning of this shit?!"

capaldisass:

I will defend Taylor Swift faster than myself

screamingiminlovewithyou:

I don’t care about school I care about taylor swift

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

shialebuffalo:

liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret

Taylor reacting to Lorde winning a VMA