skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.

romangod:

Olympus’s Doors vs. The Doors of Death

nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries

born to die paradise edition x snapchat

Damon Salvatore | Smug

himelistic:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

theonion:

Open-Minded Man Would Be Willing To Look Past Jennifer Lawrence’s Flaws

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

Is this actually what you do? Do you just…crook your finger and people just jump in your snog box and fly away?