dogparkmayor:

Steal His Look: Chief of Ferguson Police Department

Cashmere racist suede white t-shirt - 462.56$

Versace Limited Edition pig mask - 612.40$

All-purpose steel garbage can - 14.99$

intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

me: (thinks something mean)
me: dont be fucking rude
Anonymous asked: How do dick pics make u feel?

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

meanfaggot:

Paris: “yah”

miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

go,  l i v e  your  d r e a m .

ohmygil:

"their mouths met and their tongUES DUELED FOR DOMINANCE. THE LOSER’S TONGUE WOULD BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM”

guy:

rare photo of a cock on a pussy on a bitch on an ass

intensional:

Steal His Look: Sam Pepper

Black Garbage Bag - $7

shsljack-o-lantern:

Imagine Percy taking Annabeth on a date to the beach for a picnic or something and he tries to be romantic and writes “I Love You" in the sand. Cue a tidal wave hitting the beach and instead washing away the writing it says "I Love You Too Son”